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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Bouncing a crying baby.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Going to the bank</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Repairing a fence</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">rough housing</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Waiting in line at the DMV/passport agency/other routine government issuer of things needed for hours.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">picking out books at the library</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">mad/wild watchings of Jeopardy!!</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trying to buy a gift for a parent's birthday</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">minor flooding when it rains</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">haircut/trim</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Physical/doctor's appointment</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making a grocery order for the month.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">pet staring at you and making mysterious plaintive noises</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">stupid smoke detector goes off when there's no fire so you unplug it and then you feel guilty because OMG what if there WAS a fire??</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-killing snakes/large spiders with a machete</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Listening to bullfrogs at night</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">losing your cell. phone</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">walking the dog/cleaning cat litter/pet-specific activity</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">dealing with tangled hair</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-buying 50lbs of rice at a time</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">making coffee</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">accidentally sipping expired milk</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">while in traffic trying to buy something and having problems because cars are just starting to move faster</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trying to convince a child to eat what s/he doesn't want to eat</div></td>
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