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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">mowing the lawn</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">drinking a cold beverage on a hot day</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">lost dry cleaning ticket</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Being able to wipe black shit off your face after walking more than 50m outside</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Sleeping on the train</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">bathing</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cleaning the kitchen</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">your cat loves you so much it brings you a nice fresh mousey at breakfast time aren't you delighted?</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Where's my bus pass?!</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Trapped between an oncoming car on one side and a sheet of ice on the other.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">plumbing malfunction</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Seeing a Movie</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Ordering food over the phone</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Catching up on a backlog of administrivia at work</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Repairs/handywork</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-playing sungka</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">mad/wild watchings of Jeopardy!!</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Walking the dog</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">picking up trash</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Going to the bank</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Technology going on the fritz while you are using it</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Getting the mail</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">dealing with cockroaches/ants/mice and rats in the house</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Physical/doctor's appointment</div></td>
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