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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"><tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">dropped mobile phone in liquid</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Plucking and/or gutting chickens.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cat thinks midnight is a perfectly okay time to come in the window soaking wet and climb under the duvet with you</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">opened a window</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">driving</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">song stuck in your head and you can't get it out</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making tortillas</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">they stop making your favourite soft drink/chips/snack item/ice cream/bra/whatever</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-putting up blackout curtains</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">national election: dangerous circumstances</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making a grocery order for the month.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Bribing someone successfully</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">locked out of house/car/spaceship</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">pet staring at you and making mysterious plaintive noises</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making Coffee</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">doing/helping with homework</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">asking for/being asked for a loan</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">someone announces it makes sense to take one car and then assumes he'll be driving because he's a he and you're not</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">babysitting</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">birth: midwife-assisted</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">celebrating the seasonal holiday of choice</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">first day of school</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Underwire comes through your bra and jabs you for the rest of the day.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Raking the coals/rekindling the fire</div></td>
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