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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"><tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Taking the pet to the vet</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">identical twins: messing with people via resemblance to twin</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Traffic police stop you for an 'infringement'</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-trying exotic foods like apples and white bread</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">lost glasses</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">housework</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">stuck in traffic</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-having mediocre sex with the significant other</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Taking the fourth cold shower of the day to cool off</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">missed phone call</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">burglary (foiled or successful)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Snow plow depositing a ton of snow in front of your driveway just after you finish shoveling.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-riding in a jeepney or tricycle or kalesa</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Reading the newspaper</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Waiting in line at a coffee shop.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Previous user of shower used all the hot water.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">travel disaster: transportation leaves without you</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">laughing so hard your stomach starts hurting</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Texting</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Walking the dog</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Motorbike breaks down on side of road but there's always someone nearby who can fix it</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making a grocery order for the month.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">waiting for the train/bus to arrive</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Watching a DVD</div></td>
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