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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"><tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Sitting by the river/pond/lake/bay</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-finding the perfect outfit but the store doesn't have your size or that only looks good on a particular body type which yours isn't</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">brand new shiny gizmo for which you saved up is DOA</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">animal slated for celebratory dinner escapes enclosure panic ensues</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">the internet going down for a few minutes</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-sleeping in</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">driving</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Roadblocks (with guys asking for money)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">wrong bus/bus stop</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Feeling uneasy or awkward expressing yourself in a second language.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">signing a cast</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">pet staring at you and making mysterious plaintive noises</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">two friends break up/get divorced and it's awkward because they're both your friends</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">going for a walk</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Feeding the woodstove.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">haircut/trim</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">picking up trash</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trip to the farmer's market</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">eating junk food for breakfast.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-taking pictures</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cleaning out the gutters</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">dealing with tangled hair</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">chopping (anything)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-opening things (cans/green coconuts/etc.) with a machete</div></td>
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