breakfast

Writing Fanfic.

Traffic police stop you for an 'infringement'

baking chocolate chip cookies

Your entire [geographic location] sprouting flags when your [sport] team is in the playoffs.

giving the very smelly dog a bath

returning a defective item to the store

cheating at card games

folding towels

you're in the hospital emergency department for something that isn't actually life-threatening. Some kid you went to school with is a doctor. And remembers you.

returning library books

Receiving a fifth yellow fever shot because you forgot to carry your yellow card

Checking the rain gauge.

Looking for a postage stamp

going to a concert

birth: midwife-assisted

Going through airport security

Choosing a movie rental

Pop quiz

People assume you can't be from the area because of how you sound or look.

looking for eyeglasses

Gassing up the car/refueling the spaceship/etc.

Toothache/Wisdom Tooth Removal

suffering through a cold