The copy/paste part

<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cookies</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">kid next door claims to be learning a musical instrument. it's painful to hear him/her practice</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Neighbours having loud wedding festival through to 6am</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">tripped on the curb</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">buying [fuel] for the [vehicle] (car/spaceship/oxcart/etc.)</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-playing mahjong</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Trying to find a place to study when your roommate kicks you out so they can have sex in the room.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Open cupboard to find giant rat inside</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-filming/watching home videos</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">paper work snafus</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">public snarking in language other than English</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">making tamales (of which there are always too many)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">receipt of citizenship ceremony</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making tortillas</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Ordering 500kg instead of 500g of onions online/or other similar mishap</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Cringing when someone mispronounces a word from your language/a language you're familiar with</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Getting caught in the rain with no coat/hood/umbrella</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Hiking</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Feeding the woodstove.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-riding in a jeepney or tricycle or kalesa</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-napping</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Turning off one appliance so you can run another without tripping a breaker.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Took a motorbike taxi and realise you don't have exact change and taxi guy can't break Rp20000 (USD2)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Taking the fourth cold shower of the day to cool off</div></td>
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