C&P version


<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Wanting to hit on someone but not knowing if they swing that way</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">stuck at the central travel location [airport/bus stop/train station/etc]</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">frequently-used-equipment malfunction</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Dealing with a horse who does not want to be brought in from pasture</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Beer run</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">petting a neighborhood cat while it hangs out on the sidewalk</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-Sitting around waiting for the rain to stop being so loud on the tin roof so you can hold a conversation again</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">pause in [activity] to observe prayer</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">drinking a hot beverage on a cold day</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">bedtime routine</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Catching up on a backlog of administrivia at work</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Dryer has eaten a sock.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">picking out books at the library</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Argument with a sibling</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">having a cold</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">missed phone call</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">travel disaster: transportation leaves without you</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">making tamales (of which there are always too many)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cat has brought you a dead animal</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Celebrating a harvest festival (Lughnasadh/Pongal/Chuseok/Crop over/etc)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">setting up internet/cable/utilities at new house</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Fasting</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">writing thank-you notes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Flummoxed by new appliance</div></td>
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