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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">making tamales (of which there are always too many)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">animal slated for celebratory dinner escapes enclosure panic ensues</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">national holiday: independence</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Headache that won't go away</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-Salamanders falling from the ceiling onto your head</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-buying stuff from street vendors</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Herding escaped cows/livestock back to pasture</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Ordering take-away because you haven't been grocery shopping yet</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">waiting on someone else trying to choose the beer</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Moisturising in winter so your skin doesn't crack.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-getting caught up in conversation with a lonely person who just doesn't want to let the conversation end because then you'll go so you feel guilty if you call a halt and pissed off if you don't</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">national election: non-dangerous circumstances</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">filing</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trying to learn a foreign language and feeling stupid because you never seem to get any better</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Have to change shirt after dribbling toothpaste on it in the morning</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">late to work</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Going to the Bank</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Dengue/TB/typhoid</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">peeing outside.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">ironing (do people still iron these days?)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Underwire comes through your bra and jabs you for the rest of the day.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">national holiday: religious</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">separating whites and colours -or not</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">bidding on eBay</div></td>
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