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-filming/watching home videos	brand new shiny gizmo for which you saved up is DOA	peeing outside.	Breaking fast with a Big Mac	wind is coming from the dump/and everything smells like burning trash.
identical twins: messing with people via resemblance to twin	kid next door claims to be learning a musical instrument. it's painful to hear him/her practice	cleaning the toilet bowl	cleaning out the gutters	Remembering to turn on the radios in the morning.
Getting the origami paper wrinkled/folded wrong and/or giving up somehwere around crane 748 out of 1000.	Dropping the toothpaste cap	FREE SPACE!	Swerving constantly to avoid potholes	painting the house
you're hungry but you don't seem to want anything specific	Making lists	solitaire	-Picking through avocados/fruit on the ground to find lunch	Nearly have head-on collision with someone coming around a blind corner at speed
birth: hospital physician-assisted	haircut/trim	Sorting the recyclables	pet staring at you and making mysterious plaintive noises	someone announces it makes sense to take one car and then assumes he'll be driving because he's a he and you're not

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