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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-filming/watching home videos</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">brand new shiny gizmo for which you saved up is DOA</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">peeing outside.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Breaking fast with a Big Mac</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">wind is coming from the dump/and everything smells like burning trash.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">identical twins: messing with people via resemblance to twin</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">kid next door claims to be learning a musical instrument. it's painful to hear him/her practice</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cleaning the toilet bowl</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cleaning out the gutters</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Remembering to turn on the radios in the morning.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Getting the origami paper wrinkled/folded wrong and/or giving up somehwere around crane 748 out of 1000.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Dropping the toothpaste cap</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Swerving constantly to avoid potholes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">painting the house</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">you're hungry but you don't seem to want anything specific</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making lists</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">solitaire</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-Picking through avocados/fruit on the ground to find lunch</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Nearly have head-on collision with someone coming around a blind corner at speed</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">birth: hospital physician-assisted</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">haircut/trim</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Sorting the recyclables</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">pet staring at you and making mysterious plaintive noises</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">someone announces it makes sense to take one car and then assumes he'll be driving because he's a he and you're not</div></td>
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