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going to walmart/target/large superstore of your choice	Bail/bribe friend out of jail	Snails ate the front page of the newspaper.	Bouncing a crying baby.	Paying Bills
drinking a cold beverage on a hot day	fighting over the remote control	assembling the shit you bought from IKEA	clothing goes through the wash with tissue in pocket.	making something (kniting/woodwork/crafting/etc)
Too tired to eat/too hungry to sleep	Getting caught in the rain with no coat/hood/umbrella	FREE SPACE!	Lost car keys	birds poop on clean drying laundry
-receiving/giving red packets	pruning the shrubbery. I mean the literal/outside green planty shrubbery.	using a lint roller to get pet fur off your clothes	House cleaning	-cheating at card games
Squeezing oranges to make orange juice	bug trauma (there's a spider! on my pillow! omg/help!)	finals week	Cringing when someone mispronounces a word from your language/a language you're familiar with	Trying to find your way around campus in time for your first class and getting completely lost.

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