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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">travel disaster: lost baggage</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Parallel parking</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">sending holiday cards.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Doing bills/filing taxes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">going to the doctor's to have something swabbed/scraped/prodded/etc. not because there's anything wrong with it but because that's what's done for people of your age/sexual history/sex</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Bra straps are too loose and require continuous adjustment for the rest of the day.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">taking a walk</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Making tortillas</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Breaking fast with a Big Mac</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Deciding it I want a cold solar shower now or a hot one in the afternoon.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">travel disaster: same name as person on no fly list</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cposting to dw</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">the internet going down for a few minutes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">shopping for food</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">at the park</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Foot falling asleep.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">"who can eat the hottest pepper" test of fortitude</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Putting fresh camphor in the kimono storage box.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">brownouts (power outages)</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Finding a bug indoors and putting it back outside</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Buying a new computer</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">losing your cell. phone</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">painting the house</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">dropped mobile phone in liquid</div></td>
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