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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">stand in line at the post office.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">pause in [activity] to observe prayer</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-sleeping in</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">breakfast</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trying to figure out what to make for dinner when you don't feel like going to the grocery store</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Washing the dog/cat/rabbit/tarantula/tribble</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Going to get your hair done</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Putting up flat-pack furniture</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Chewing ash and coca</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">identical twins: messing with people via resemblance to twin</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Attending a dinner party at which every single food item is/contains something from the very short list of foods one totally dislikes.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Front porch lightbulb burns out.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-looking for eyeglasses</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-driving on the wrong (or "wrong") side of the road/not paying attention to the rules of traffic</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">finding a mechanic to fix the piece of crap car/spaceship/boat you bought</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cposting to dw</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Going to the doctors/dentist</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Taking the fourth cold shower of the day to cool off</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">star gazing</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">receipt of citizenship ceremony</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">blowing dandelion fluff off the stem</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">petting a neighborhood cat while it hangs out on the sidewalk</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Snow blindness</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">going for a walk</div></td>
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