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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">grooming the horse</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">kitchen or cooking disasters</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Doing bills/filing taxes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">drinking a cold beverage on a hot day</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">setting up internet/cable/utilities at new house</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">lost glasses</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">waiting for public transportation</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">song stuck in your head and you can't get it out</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">shopping for food</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Cleaning out your inbox</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-dim sum</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Getting difficult stains out of furniture</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">making soup</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-going to the funeral of someone you barely knew out of a sense of obligation</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Cat won't come in at bedtime.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">going to the corner shop for milk even through you haven't washed your hair and haven't put on proper clothes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">you're obliged to partake of a friend of a friend's backyard marijuana crop. It kinda sucks</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Forgetting your PIN number</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Getting the origami paper wrinkled/folded wrong and/or giving up somehwere around crane 748 out of 1000.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Buying a new car</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">napping</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">buying food at the wet market</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">it's 6:05 and you're watching the news. the phone rings. it's bound to be a telemarketer. and it's bound to keep ringing until you answer the damn thing--or at least get within reach of it</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">student field trip to site of national tragedy</div></td>
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