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Doing bills/filing taxes	receipt of citizenship ceremony	fighting over the remote control	lazing around	two friends break up/get divorced and it's awkward because they're both your friends
Saturday morning	Bot flies (not as bad as everyone thinks)	going to walmart/target/large superstore of your choice	Being forced to play the "guess how old I am" game.	Ordering 500kg instead of 500g of onions online/or other similar mishap
tradesman doesn't turn up on time even though you've taken the day off work so you can be there to let him in	brownouts (power outages)	FREE SPACE!	looking for a new action figure	mending a hole in your pants/sock/shirt
meal preparation	eating coconut	national holiday: independence	boiling corn	-playing mahjong
-being stood up	Toothache/Wisdom Tooth Removal	Catching the bus	Spending 15 minutes looking for your keys.	cleaning a pet's cage/box/enclosure