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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Doing bills/filing taxes</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">receipt of citizenship ceremony</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">fighting over the remote control</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">lazing around</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">two friends break up/get divorced and it's awkward because they're both your friends</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Saturday morning</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Bot flies (not as bad as everyone thinks)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">going to walmart/target/large superstore of your choice</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Being forced to play the "guess how old I am" game.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Ordering 500kg instead of 500g of onions online/or other similar mishap</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">tradesman doesn't turn up on time even though you've taken the day off work so you can be there to let him in</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">brownouts (power outages)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">looking for a new action figure</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">mending a hole in your pants/sock/shirt</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">meal preparation</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">eating coconut</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">national holiday: independence</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">boiling corn</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-playing mahjong</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-being stood up</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Toothache/Wisdom Tooth Removal</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Catching the bus</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Spending 15 minutes looking for your keys.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">cleaning a pet's cage/box/enclosure</div></td>
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