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<table valign="center" border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trying to convince a child to eat what s/he doesn't want to eat</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Parking guy who holds up traffic so you can back out of parking space</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">meal preparation</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Toothache/Wisdom Tooth Removal</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Someone makes an overly personal remark about your physical appearance.</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Letting the rice boil over</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">the cat is the alarm clock and doesn't understand weekends</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Heavy downpour/flash flood</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">finding something you really want in an online store but they don't ship internationally or else they reject your one and only credit card for no reason and seem to think that you should just use another one (because everyone has multiple credit cards right?)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">What IS that growing in the fridge?</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">chopping (anything)</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">petting a neighborhood cat while it hangs out on the sidewalk</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FREE SPACE!</strong></div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">missing a payment on a bill</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">-having mediocre sex with the significant other</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">lazing around</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">drinking a cold beverage on a hot day</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Airport insists you use their wheelchair/which is a piece of crap.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">clothing goes through the wash with tissue in pocket.</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">celebrating the seasonal holiday of choice</div></td>
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<tr> <td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">transportation malfunction</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">trying to explain something of no great importance to someone who just doesn't get it</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">frequently-used-equipment malfunction</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Already started cooking and an ingredient is missing</div></td>
<td width="102"><div style="text-align: center;">Public transportation is running late</div></td>
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